A very loud Jiminy Cricketish voice in my head is telling me not to post this. It’s reminding me of the trouble I’ve gotten myself into sharing far tamer material from stage over the years. So, before I go on, a disclaimer and warning type thing - to shut up the cricket and cover my proverbial back side.
Before pressing play on the following video you must:
1) Be married. Engaging in sexual intercourse, laughing about sexual intercourse and even reading the words “sexual intercourse” three times in one sentence is dangerous for the single person.
2) Not be a promoter of one of my upcoming concerts. What you are about to see could offend you and cause you to cancel my upcoming show with you and, honestly, I really need the work. So save us both some pain and surf somewhere else until Business Time Wednesday passes - come back on Favorite Memory Verse Monday.
3) Be eighteen or older. Engaging in sexual intercourse, laughing about sexual intercourse and even reading the words “sexual intercourse” three times in one sentence is dangerous for the person under eighteen years of age. And I don’t want your mamma mad at me for making you exclaim, “True love waits for this??” and then tearing up your pledge card or some such nonsense.
4) Be married for more than one year. You won’t understand anything you’re about to hear if you’re still wearing business socks three times a week.
If you meet these requirements, enjoy. It’s Wednesday and it’s business time.
Shaun,
Okay, I’ve been lurking on your blog now for awhile, and I don’t know what it says about me that this causes my first post...but dang, that was stinkin’ funny. Thanks!
I am SO curious about this video, but unfortunately, I’m only engaged to be married (thereby not meeting requirements 1 or 4), and I honestly need no extra encouragement to think about “business time,” so I suppose I’ll abstain. Thanks for tempting me to stumble, Shaun.
I couldn’t listen to it Wednesday ‘cause my speakers got Shanghaied for another computer. Today I said, “Dang it! I’m stealing some headphones from my husband!”
Despite violating the eighth commandment, I think it was worth it! (I even got hubby to watch it, too! He couldn’t resist my unexplained guffaws of laughter.)
The Business Times of Singapore is an English language newspaper published since 1976 and online news service since 1995. It is widely considered to be the leading business daily in the region. It is part of the Singapore Press Holdings group.
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I think when they mix it up it brings a different spark, that way I won’t get tired of hearing it over and over. But I do agree with you about the whole charisma thing.
Paul J. said:
Shaun,
Okay, I’ve been lurking on your blog now for awhile, and I don’t know what it says about me that this causes my first post...but dang, that was stinkin’ funny. Thanks!
Shawn B said:
Funnier than the video, you said “business socks”, that my friend is hillarious all by it’s self.
Shaun Groves said:
I answered the phone twice today with “Hello, it’s business time.” No explanation. No hint of just kidding.
One telemarketer.
One music publishing royalties accountant.
One very good time.
From now on if you call me on a Wednesday…
Seth Ward said:
Hilarious. The sexy jeans dance killed me.
Steven said:
Oh my goodness.
That was funny.
Shaun Groves said:
Not a single female comment. That’s a first.
said:
Dude, that is CLASSIC!!! I can’t find the words...CLASSIC!
said:
Yep, this was definitely tear-jerking funny. And you were right—newlyweds and single folk would just cry and whisper, “But that can’t happen to us!”
jreid said:
Okay both my children watched this only because your disclaimer was so tempting! No harm/no foul, they are older....it was funny.
Julie
Seth Ward said:
I am offended. You squalid, vile sinner.
That blue-jean dance part about killed me.
Dave Haupert said:
Awesome! BTW, Shaun, I thought that was you at first (with a haircut of course)
said:
Dave,
I thought the same thing.. until I pulled up another song from the group and the f-bomb comes flying out…
malia said:
terribly, terribly, funny
I loved it.
Erin said:
I am SO curious about this video, but unfortunately, I’m only engaged to be married (thereby not meeting requirements 1 or 4), and I honestly need no extra encouragement to think about “business time,” so I suppose I’ll abstain. Thanks for tempting me to stumble, Shaun.
Scrapnqueen said:
That was REALLY funny. No, really.
I couldn’t listen to it Wednesday ‘cause my speakers got Shanghaied for another computer. Today I said, “Dang it! I’m stealing some headphones from my husband!”
Despite violating the eighth commandment, I think it was worth it! (I even got hubby to watch it, too! He couldn’t resist my unexplained guffaws of laughter.)
Jay Adkins said:
Dude! No words can express how much I can relate to this video! Thanks for lightening my evening a little brother!
Be blessed,
Jay
Jamon*Abercrombie said:
Chef?
two minutes is better than one minute
FzxGkJssFrk said:
Hilarious!
Drew said:
I’m a newlywed, but we live in reality and don’t take ourselves too seriously. This is absolutely HILARIOUS!
Loren said:
Business Crocs?
Crocs, you know the new, jelly,sandal,shoe,slipper fad, has just come out with a “professional version”...hmm...can you say(imply) wedding present…
brad said:
that was great! And it IS Wednesday today by the way. :o)
tony said:
"ratty old t-shirt"… he forgot “paint-stained sweatpants”.
aw, yeah. i said it. sweatpants. uh-huh. with paint.
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I’m too scared to click the play button for what It may contain!
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That was awesome. Thank you for making me laugh.
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The Business Times of Singapore is an English language newspaper published since 1976 and online news service since 1995. It is widely considered to be the leading business daily in the region. It is part of the Singapore Press Holdings group.
Dubai said:
Awsome LMAO - Any more where that one came from?
Happy Life said:
That’s really funny.
Actually “Sexual Intercourse” is still a polite or even scientific terms.
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Hahahaha!!! Not bad at all…
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This video is from their HBO special, however; they also have a show on HBO as well
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This is great! I totally did a link up on this one!
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Daniel said:
Too frank words, it would be bad, if have heard and children have seen
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incaltaminte de protectie said:
I think when they mix it up it brings a different spark, that way I won’t get tired of hearing it over and over. But I do agree with you about the whole charisma thing.
Jim Bisnett said:
Thanks for the laugh! It’s Wednesday night, it’s business time. Now that ain’t no crime.