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01.03.07 It’s Wednesday.  Business Time

A very loud Jiminy Cricketish voice in my head is telling me not to post this.  It’s reminding me of the trouble I’ve gotten myself into sharing far tamer material from stage over the years.  So, before I go on, a disclaimer and warning type thing - to shut up the cricket and cover my proverbial back side.

Before pressing play on the following video you must:

  • 1) Be married.  Engaging in sexual intercourse, laughing about sexual intercourse and even reading the words “sexual intercourse” three times in one sentence is dangerous for the single person.
  • 2) Not be a promoter of one of my upcoming concerts.  What you are about to see could offend you and cause you to cancel my upcoming show with you and, honestly, I really need the work.  So save us both some pain and surf somewhere else until Business Time Wednesday passes - come back on Favorite Memory Verse Monday.
  • 3) Be eighteen or older.  Engaging in sexual intercourse, laughing about sexual intercourse and even reading the words “sexual intercourse” three times in one sentence is dangerous for the person under eighteen years of age.  And I don’t want your mamma mad at me for making you exclaim, “True love waits for this??” and then tearing up your pledge card or some such nonsense.
  • 4) Be married for more than one year.  You won’t understand anything you’re about to hear if you’re still wearing business socks three times a week.

    If you meet these requirements, enjoy.  It’s Wednesday and it’s business time.



    There are (83) comments.


  • Paul J. said:

    Shaun,
    Okay, I’ve been lurking on your blog now for awhile, and I don’t know what it says about me that this causes my first post...but dang, that was stinkin’ funny. Thanks!


    Posted  on  01/03  at  02:26 PM


    Shawn B said:

    Funnier than the video, you said “business socks”, that my friend is hillarious all by it’s self.


    Posted  on  01/03  at  02:59 PM


    Shaun Groves said:

    I answered the phone twice today with “Hello, it’s business time.” No explanation.  No hint of just kidding.

    One telemarketer.

    One music publishing royalties accountant.

    One very good time.

    From now on if you call me on a Wednesday…


    Posted  on  01/03  at  08:54 PM


    Seth Ward said:

    Hilarious. The sexy jeans dance killed me.


    Posted  on  01/04  at  04:30 AM


    Steven said:

    Oh my goodness.

    That was funny.


    Posted  on  01/04  at  07:23 AM


    Shaun Groves said:

    Not a single female comment.  That’s a first.


    Posted  on  01/04  at  07:40 AM


    said:

    Dude, that is CLASSIC!!!  I can’t find the words...CLASSIC!


    Posted  on  01/04  at  07:41 AM


    said:

    Yep, this was definitely tear-jerking funny.  And you were right—newlyweds and single folk would just cry and whisper, “But that can’t happen to us!”


    Posted  on  01/04  at  10:27 AM


    jreid said:

    Okay both my children watched this only because your disclaimer was so tempting! No harm/no foul, they are older....it was funny.
    Julie


    Posted  on  01/05  at  01:31 AM


    Seth Ward said:

    I am offended.  You squalid, vile sinner.

    That blue-jean dance part about killed me.


    Posted  on  01/05  at  02:23 AM


    Dave Haupert said:

    Awesome!  BTW, Shaun, I thought that was you at first (with a haircut of course) wink


    Posted  on  01/05  at  08:41 AM


    said:

    Dave,

    I thought the same thing.. until I pulled up another song from the group and the f-bomb comes flying out… smile


    Posted  on  01/05  at  08:46 AM


    malia said:

    terribly, terribly, funny
    I loved it.


    Posted  on  01/05  at  10:20 PM


    Erin said:

    I am SO curious about this video, but unfortunately, I’m only engaged to be married (thereby not meeting requirements 1 or 4), and I honestly need no extra encouragement to think about “business time,” so I suppose I’ll abstain.  Thanks for tempting me to stumble, Shaun.  grin


    Posted  on  01/06  at  12:38 AM


    Scrapnqueen said:

    That was REALLY funny. No, really.

    I couldn’t listen to it Wednesday ‘cause my speakers got Shanghaied for another computer. Today I said, “Dang it! I’m stealing some headphones from my husband!”

    Despite violating the eighth commandment, I think it was worth it! (I even got hubby to watch it, too! He couldn’t resist my unexplained guffaws of laughter.)


    Posted  on  01/06  at  10:08 PM


    Jay Adkins said:

    Dude!  No words can express how much I can relate to this video!  Thanks for lightening my evening a little brother!

    Be blessed,

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    Posted  on  01/07  at  09:31 PM


    Jamon*Abercrombie said:

    Chef?

    two minutes is better than one minute


    Posted  on  01/08  at  09:29 AM


    FzxGkJssFrk said:

    Hilarious!


    Posted  on  01/08  at  10:50 AM


    Drew said:

    I’m a newlywed, but we live in reality and don’t take ourselves too seriously.  This is absolutely HILARIOUS!


    Posted  on  01/09  at  03:05 PM


    Loren said:

    Business Crocs?

    Crocs, you know the new, jelly,sandal,shoe,slipper fad, has just come out with a “professional version”...hmm...can you say(imply) wedding present…


    Posted  on  01/11  at  06:27 PM


    brad said:

    that was great!  And it IS Wednesday today by the way. :o)


    Posted  on  01/31  at  08:55 PM


    tony said:

    "ratty old t-shirt"… he forgot “paint-stained sweatpants”.

    aw, yeah.  i said it.  sweatpants.  uh-huh.  with paint.


    Posted  on  04/26  at  01:00 PM


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    I’m too scared to click the play button for what It may contain!


    Posted  on  02/12  at  01:36 AM


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    Posted  on  02/19  at  02:13 AM


    Dubai said:

    Awsome LMAO - Any more where that one came from?


    Posted  on  02/19  at  02:43 AM


    Happy Life said:

    That’s really funny.

    Actually “Sexual Intercourse” is still a polite or even scientific terms.


    Posted  on  02/21  at  08:40 AM


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    Posted  on  02/22  at  02:14 PM


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    This video is from their HBO special, however; they also have a show on HBO as well


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    Posted  on  04/03  at  08:22 PM


    Daniel said:

    Too frank words, it would be bad, if have heard and children have seen


    Posted  on  04/11  at  01:14 PM


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    Posted  on  04/14  at  12:56 PM


    incaltaminte de protectie said:

    I think when they mix it up it brings a different spark, that way I won’t get tired of hearing it over and over. But I do agree with you about the whole charisma thing.


    Posted  on  05/05  at  09:45 AM


    Jim Bisnett said:

    Thanks for the laugh!  It’s Wednesday night, it’s business time.  Now that ain’t no crime.


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    Posted  on  06/20  at  09:14 AM


    Resim Yukle said:

    Marvelous! SHAUN thats funny. thanks for sharing this. And forget about Jiminy Cricketish voice rasberry


    Posted  on  06/20  at  09:53 AM


    Mike House said:

    Haha I thought I was special months ago, loving the Concords, while no one else seemed to know about them. Seems like their popularity has skyrocketed since.


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    Courtney said:

    You should have played this during your Advanced Blogging workshop at the Austin conference.  I am sure that would have secured your invitation for next year....
    I can’t wait for my husband to get back from camping so he can see this.  He will love it and probably send it to way too many people, and most certainly will offend someone that knows he is a worship pastor.  And that will make him smile.
    Thanks for sharing.  Hilarious.


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    Posted  on  08/26  at  09:21 AM


    telemarketer said:

    Hah! That was the first funny post I’ve read today - too much of business time :D

    I must admit that I shouldn’t have watched this video because I am not married, I am promoting an upcoming concert of a choir in my local club, I am acting like someone who is not 18 y. of age and I am a telemarketer…

    but I still enjoyed it!!!


    Posted  on  08/31  at  11:26 AM


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    Posted  on  10/08  at  05:38 AM


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    Posted  on  10/13  at  12:24 AM


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    This is a very funny video smile Despite violating the eighth commandment, I think it was worth it! (I even got hubby to watch it, too! He couldn’t resist my unexplained guffaws of laughter.) . Will be back often to read more updates!


    Posted  on  10/28  at  01:42 AM


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    I honestly need no extra encouragement to think about “business time,” so I suppose I’ll abstain.  Thanks for tempting me to stumble, Shaun. 


    Posted  on  11/01  at  11:54 PM


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    computer backgammon said:

    I was feeling so bore, and wanted to do something special which is somewhat witty and, the video has made my day now. Thanks for sharing this.
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    Posted  on  11/20  at  05:10 AM


    Outsource Helpdesk said:

    That is so funny smile I honestly need no extra encouragement to think about time for business. Thanks Shaun for your motivation thou.


    Posted  on  11/27  at  04:54 AM


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    This is so hilarious!!!!!! Have not laughed like this since a long time.


    Posted  on  11/28  at  02:12 AM


    Cellphone ringbacks said:

    After this long thanksgiving weekend this is exactly what I needed, a little motivation!!


    Posted  on  12/01  at  04:19 PM


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    hi Shaun,
    Thank you! If laughter is the best medicine, I don’t have to worry about cancer this year or next. ~ Steve, aka “portable trade show displays”


    Posted  on  12/12  at  06:52 PM


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    A very loud Jiminy Cricketish voice in my head is telling me not to post this.  It’s reminding me of the trouble I’ve gotten myself into sharing far tamer material from stage over the years.  So, before I go on, a disclaimer and warning type thing - to shut up the cricket and cover my proverbial back side.


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    Posted  on  02/21  at  01:53 AM


    Hypnosis said:

    You just made me laugh hard. It has been a while smile Thank Shaun for the fun you share.


    Posted  on  02/23  at  06:49 AM


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    Your disclaimer tempted me to watch that. Very hilarious and amazing I must say.


    Posted  on  02/23  at  08:37 AM


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    Very funny-I’m sorry I am watching this on THURSDAY.  Actually we like Sunday and we call it “nap time”


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