09.18.08 Hai-Goo
It’s been a while since I’ve written some Hai-Goo. What is Hai-Goo? Well, it’s the mash-up of Haiku and actual Google search terms that have led folks right here to Shlog.com of course. Enjoy.
Jeff+Gordon+is+gay
Brian+Seay+sex Chick-fil-A
how+to+melt+starbursts
in-laws+took+my+wife
prove+eavesdropping+neighbor’s+door
Kentucky+courtroom
no+more+underwear
does+size+matter monkey+meat
my+baptist+jock+strap
manly+birthday+cake
McCain+diplomat jiggy
largest+zucchini
no+rock+scientist
how+does+guitar+attract+girls
selfish+musicians
Christian+swingers+cruise
sara+shaun+groves+relation
worst+road+trip+story
Adam said:
How do you think this stuff up? I mean really. Maybe its because your a soft rock star and I am not. I just work in Health Insurance and that makes me boring.
Taylor Smith said:
The last one is by far my favorite!
shaunfan said:
People actually searched for largest zucchini? I’d like to nominate that post for a webby.
RevJeff said:
"My Baptist Jock Strap”?
Is that allowable or is it blocked by most family-safe software?
Becky said:
Here is my haiku.
Your readers are quite weird.
And also funny.
Redneck Neighbor said:
How+does+guitar+atrract+girls....I just don’t get how you do it.
Prove+eavesdropping+neighbor’s+door....I just had to know. It was killing me.
said:
Man, I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!
I can’t decide which of them is my favorite!
Oh, and Becky, your middle line has only six syllables.
said:
I realized it sounds like I just said I can’t decide which tear is my favorite the way I worded that. ^.^
I mean I can’t decide which Hai-goo is my favorite.
said:
I thought Hai-goo was that stuff you put in your hair.
Beth
anon4him said:
hahahah… some of those are REALLY good!
Anne Marie said:
haha! i wanna google some of those…
Emery said:
Those are amazing!!
annie said:
So awesome.
Health Insurance said:
Greatly written indeed… I really enjoyed your article and found it to be very informative, keep up the good work, I’ll be coming back to read any of your future articles..
Thank you,
Health Insurance