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Thomas - 12 December 2006 06:35 PM

Santa please do not send me this.


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I do not need this



However, if you do feel the need to give me that sort of stuff, I promise not to complain.

Thomas

You’re so funny, Thomas.  Those things aren’t on my list either, but I wouldn’t complain about getting them.

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Dear Santa,

As you know, my friend Jim at work received an early present from you the other day.  Well Santa, it scared the living daylights out of us.  Please, please do not send me one of these this Christmas or ever:

http://www.thewaveflag.com/

Thank you,

nancy

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I would think you’d be used to all the flag waving being the DC beurocrat that you are! 

I actually got my Christmas present early this year and I LOVE it!  It’s a remote starter for the truck.  That way it’s all warm and cozy when I get in!  My husband thinks I’m nuts for wanting one, but he got it for me anyway and even had it installed on his truck that I usually drive in the winter!  He’s such a sweetie (or is he feeling guilty about all the new LARGE tools he bought this year?).

Beth

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Oh man, I have been running into bureaucracy with everything I’ve been doing today, inside and outside the government. 

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Dear Santa,

I’m tired today.  And I’m a little grouchy. Now, I know homemade gifts are special, but I warn you, Old Man that this will not cheer me up if you give me one of these:

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But it’s so cute Nancy! 

Just for the record, Santa, I wouldn’t be pleased with either of these:

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They don’t let me near pointy necklaces anymore.  Not after, you know, The Incident....

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Nancy,

It’s OK, you’ll be just fine.  Pointy things are over rated anyway.  Have you seen the latest “only available in this special tv offer” thingy that makes opening all those adult proof plastic packages so easy?  How am I supossed to get rid of pent up agression if they make those things so easy to get into?  Gyms are absolutely against my religion, and hitting anything harder than a down pillow hurts too much! 

Beth

Nancy Tyler - 14 December 2006 12:28 PM

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Are any of you surprised to learn that I own and love that book! 

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The book’s ok...that creature in the picture though, I dunno. 

Welcome to the board Miss Munky! 

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Santa,

I’ve given you a break over the last few days but I’m back with more things I don’t want for Christmas…

Like this:

See Santa, there is a very good reason why I pick out my own clothes.  You, o holly jolly saint, are color blind!!!

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That would be a pretty dress… if it wasn’t so radioactive.  And if it didn’t have those huge flowers on the bottom, lol.

We redheads do have to steer clear of the color orange! 

thanks for finding my prom dress nancy!  I was afraid it was gone forever.

dear santa,

as much as i love animals and nature, i really DONT need one of these:

“inflatable deer head”

Uh-oh!  I just found out THIS is on my hubby’s Christmas list...or atleast he mentioned it to our pastor in casual conversation last week…

PUL-lease Santa, don’t do me any favors. 

*Please note that I really do love these, I just do not want any more of them.