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This can be a really funny game, but it’s gonna require some serious thinking outside of the box.  One person will ask a simple question, like “why is the grass green?” The next person will come with a hilariously wrong answer such as “because uncanny ants have color-changing throw-up.” Then the person who answered will ask a different question, and the next person will answer, and so on and so forth.  Ready??

Okay, here’s the first question…

  What is a vegetable?

What, you’re leaving me here, by myself, all alone??

Oh well, I guess some game ideas work and some just blow.

But really, what is a vegetable? 

Not sure if I’m doing this right, but here goes…

A vegetable is a kind of table made with vegetables instead of wood.  They’re edible too!

Why do monkeys swing in trees?

(Don’t worry, you got it. )

Because after spending a few million years as a some kind of monkey-fish, they decided to evolve into animals capable grabbing a vine and swinging through the trees like so many crazy monkeys because they were absolutely sick of living in water and wanted to get away and never touch it again.

What is a Gamecube?

(I’m not usually much of an out-of-the-box thinker, but I’ll give it a shot)

A Gamecube is something invented by people who were so tired of being called ‘squares’ that they decided to invent a gaming system that had six squares and was still cool. Unfortunately, it just made them six times more ‘squarish’.

Oops, forgot to add a new question.

What is baseball?

Hey, it’s Einstein! Of course you can think out of the box!  You just need to bust it open and take in what’s around you.

A baseball [latin term Baseballis Meneengless (jk)], is actually an undergrown watermelon from Throwitbackistan.

Next question:

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Carmen Sandiego is - where else - in San Diego, California.  She decided to quit her day job and go to the place of her namesake.

Starting a trend here…

Where’s Waldo?

IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!

Why do we have eyebrows?

Because our fore heads would look REALLY big without them.

Why do our knees bend in only one direction.

Because if they didn’t, we would have trouble distinguishing ourselves and each other from flamingos.

How do you tell time without a clock?