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Dear Santa,

We will bribe you with any amount of cookies you want, just PLEASE don’t bring us any of the following gifts this year:

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....Simpsons lounge pants.  I like Homer and all, but come on!  There is a good reason why these are on sale everywhere.  NO ONE WANTS THEM.

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Hahaha.  That’s funny.  I like the Simpsons too, but if someone got those for me, I’d have to yell “D’OH!”

So Nancy, would you rather have THIS?

I say Santa, don’t do me any favors by bringing me that!

Santa,

Please, nothing even REMOTELY connected with cleaning!

Beth

Oops.  I guess you want me to return these then, Beth?

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Santa, please don’t give me one of these.  I’m never THAT thirsty and I don’t live in New Jersey anymore.

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Santa, please don’t get me one of these:

I’ll just borrow my dad’s if I need it...he got one for his birthday last year.

I saw the Chia Homer in one of the things that came with the Sunday paper (would you call it a store catalog or something?) Anyway, there was also a Chia Shrek!  Hahaha.  Although I love Shrek and wouldn’t mind *too* much if I got one… Santa, save your money, get me something else instead!  Hahaha.

WAaaait a sescond. i kinda like the Homer Simpson Lounge gear. That’s goin on my christmas list!*scribbles quickly on a pad of paper*
Aw hek while I’m at it I might as well put down the different simpsons seasons and south park. That way I can really be a sinner. heeheehee

Santa, I’m so glad I wasn’t a kid when this came out… who would want a baby doll that “poops” and you have to change the diaper?

I’m sorry, Baby Alive is just too… freaky.  And her eyes are too big.

Here’s what the Hasbro website says:

Playing “mommy” is more fun than ever with BABY ALIVE, the doll that “eats” and “poops” like a real baby! Feed her or give her a bottle, and then get ready to change her messy diaper! She’s ready to play, laugh and talk with you… and you will love taking care of her!

When this doll is “hungry” you can mix up some of her special doll food! She really “eats” and tells you how she likes it with fun electronic phrases like, “Mmm...good!” She’ll even tell you it’s time to change her diaper when she says, “Uh-oh, I made a stinky!” When your BABY ALIVE doll is tired, she gets drowsy and falls asleep!

Thanks, but no thanks!

Kristen, I had a Baby Alive when I was a kid, so they’ve been around for a long, long.....long time.  And I loved it!  And the diapers weren’t stinky, they were filled with the exact same food you just put in the dolls mouth.   I gotta admit the concept is rather disturbing though…

It looked a little more normal back then, the eyes weren’t that big.

Santa, I could probably live without this, too:

Santa Buck is all decked out for the holidays. This wall-mounted deer trophy, hand-detailed to look remarkably realistic, blends perfectly into its surroundings and is carefully constructed to mimic life-like movements. Santa Buck sings five new holiday songs to make the season a little brighter for you and your deer ones.

Santa please do not send me this.

or this

I do not need this

However, if you do feel the need to give me that sort of stuff, I promise not to complain.

Thomas

Cristy - 11 December 2006 12:37 PM

Santa, please don’t get me one of these:


I’ll just borrow my dad’s if I need it...he got one for his birthday last year.

He got one?  Looks fun!  What CAN’T you do with that thing??

Yep, it was hilarious!  My 6-year-old niece likes playing with it because it has a horn.  Dad just leaves it propped in the corner in their bedroom...guess he thinks maybe he’ll actually USE it someday.